Lemon Heads
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- Lemon Heads – Neurocidal Citric Cascade 🍋⚡
- Activate acid-wash protocols: Ultraviolet lemon shards accelerate to 99% velocity of light in your oral hadron collider, each crystalline sour-bomb annihilating into neutrino sweetness. The first inhale is a controlled demolition—zested rinds detonate into ion storms while cryo-preserved childhood nostalgia floods breached taste bud barricades.
- Exhale manifests as fractal frostbite: Your breath crystallizes into tetrahedral time capsules containing entire lemon groves flash-frozen during supernovae. This isn’t citrus—it’s a neurotoxin masquerading as flavor, reprogramming salivary glands into quantum-computing nodes that solve equations for converting agony into ecstasy. Warning: Residual citric waveforms may collapse your dopamine receptors into degenerate lemon-curd singularities. ☢️🌀
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